Names have been redacted for privacy reasons! ---------- [WS] You do realise that if he finds us hiding in his mothers linen basket, our chances of getting the Duke of Sherry out of here go up quicker then an airship? [JC] wait... What? [WS] Shhh! The weevils might hear us! Nevermind the fact that all this linen is making me itch like mad... [JC] I don't get it... What's going on in here 0.o!? [WS] Whats going on is that we may need a distraction to get out of this place...did you bring the Party Popper Launcher? [JC] *checks his back pocket* How did that get in there? Guess I have it... [WS] Right, now then. What you need to do is find a way to distract the weevils with that, after which I shall leap out and run with the Duke. Meet us at the Muffin Man statue. [JC] *Climbs out of the linen basket and starts running towards the weevils.* [JC] *During the run, the party popper explodes in my hand, causing blood to be sprayed onto the weevils* [WS] FIDDLES! RUN DUKE! GET TO DA HOT AIR BALLOON! ---------- [JC] I completely forgot about myself! [RP] At least the Duke is saved... [JS] Where is that muffin man statue...? [WS] I was about to go back for you, but I got distracted by a sale at the Toyshop...I mean, c'mon NERF! [JC] Yeah okay... sounds valid enough to me... [WS] And as mentioned, the Duke got away, so tis not all bad...the Nurses'll fix ya up...probably. [JC] Hopefully... :v [JC] WHERE IS THAT MEDIC!?! [JC] After 8 hours... I'm starting to get hungry.. [RP] Something went wrong with the extraction plan.. the wind blew the airship in the wrong direction, now that it turned I'll come over ASAP with a nurse. [RP] Did you manage to avoid detection? [JC] I rushed head first into the group of weevils, maneged to bleed on a few of them. Somehow they started attacking each other... [JC] Let's just hope they aren't smart enough to trace the blood to my current hideout... [RP] Packing some NERF guns just in case. We're on our way! [JC] You do know where I'm hiding... Right? [RP] I hope not in the linen basket again.. If she detects bloodstains on them there will be hell to pay... [JC] Why would I jump back into the linen basket? [JC] No... There was a small cabin near the statue of the muffin man. I decided to hide in there in stead of in plain sight... [RP] Alright we're here. Hmm... it seems like the weevils did find your hiding spot and have it surrounded... Loading guns, and moving out. [RP] *Jumps out of air balloon and unloads a salvo of darts at the weevils. (Their attention is now focused on me, they look bloodthirsty and are heading my way) * Nurse moving in... [JC] The nurse is taking her time... Isn't she...? [RP] Well, had to wake her up, no time for normal wake-up routines... Anyway HURRY and get the hot air balloon ready! Those weevils are quite resiliant, and I'm almost out of ammo... [JC] *fires up the engine en gets the hamsters to run double time* RUN YOU LITTLE RATS!!! [RP] Start lift-off procedure quickly!! I'll jump in at the last moment, to keep the weevils busy before they jump in as well.. [JC] Lift-off procedure initiated... Hurry up [RP]!!! And don't forget the stacking ability of them pesky weevils... [RP] *RUNS, LEAPS, and grabs the edge of the basket.* Allright pull me... AAAH - one bit me in my feet and hangs on... [RP] *kicking the beast loose..*- Alright pull me up! [JC] *pulls [RP] into the basket and slaps the nurse against the back of her head* Stop falling asleep darn you! You've got work to do!!! [JC] Let's hope the weevil wasn't infected... That's quite the bite mark you've got there... [RP] HURTS LIKE HELL... [RP] WHERE ARE THOSE PAINKILLERS? I'll get them myself... [JC] Cheesus... What kind of nurse did you bring with you!? She can't even stay awake for more than 5 minutes... How is she supposed do do her job like this... [RP] Just the first one that woke up after shouting for a nurse... oh well, painkillers kicking in. When we arrive back at the bunker get me to the infirmary asap. [RP] There's bound to be someone awake in there by now... [JC] There'd better be... I can't do any surgery! And you could use some! [KC] surgeon at the ready! does some one need some medical services? [JC] Good, someone woke up! [RP] Yeah, I've got a nasty weevil bite, we're almost there.. [KC] oh by golly weevils those nasty creatures! i think i have some disinfectant! [KC] right... no disinfectant vodka will do! [JC] Awesome! We're approaching the front entrance now! [KC] right this way. onto the operating table next to this...uhh... cadaver, yes cadaver, right here. [JC] What happend to him? You do know what you're doing right? [RP] Ok [JC] help me to stumble that way... We'll just leave the nurse sleeping. [JC] *Supports [RP] towards the table* [KC] oh i know sure well what im doing..... i think. just got my medical license so beginners luck! [JC] Whelp... It was nice knowing you [RP]... Thanks for saving my ass back there [KC] *grabs [RP]'s legs and heaves him onto operating table" [RP] You're welcome, and [KC] could use some softer approach to his patients. [KC] bagh! imma fix you up like new! [RP] [JC], keep a watch over what he's doing for me please... I don't want to end up like my neighbour here... [KC] maybe even newer than new! [RP] well, at least he knows how to use narcotics... *zzzzzzzzz* [KC] *proceeds to pour vodka over infected area* *takes sip* ghaa that's strong stuff * pours more* [KC] right, needs some stitching there, a little cauterization there, a few nips and tucks there and voila it'll be simple [JC] Is that green stuff supposed to come out of there? [KC] ghaa! by golly i don't think so... *runs to fridge opens it* [KC] lets see tuna fish sandwich, no, sunset sarsaparilla, no, neighbors cat, huh how did that get in here, ahh here we go grandpa Otto's heal all elixir [JC] That's quite a uniqe thingy you've got there... [JC] Also... How's it possible for all thet content to be in the fridge... With all thise health rules and such...? [KC] huh there things called heath rules? Never heard of them. well here we go. *looks over bottle* instructions... intructions... [KC] here we go: do not use if pregnant, keep out of reach of children, may cause baldness, may cause tongue hair, huh... ahh apply directly to infected area. [KC] *pours over green guck things start bubbling, fizzing, green stuff starts evaporating* [JC] 0.o [JC] What is that smell? [KC] ummm.... health its the smell of health and rainbows. [JC] *the fumes are starting to get to me* Hey... Why are you wearing... that... gasma... *thud* [KC] note to self invest in fans for patients. [KC] well now i have two guinea pi... i mean patients who need medical attention. [KC] *combines battery with two spatulas* ok i think this is how its done three... two... one... CLEAR *BZZZZT* two... one... CLEAR *BZZZZZT* [JC] *wakes up in shock* What the fuzz just happend? [KC] ahh good morning. nothing.... nothing happened ignore that scar on your kidney region. [KC] well lets see you came in here with multiple weevil bites, a horrendous infection, and a perfec...i mean injured kidney. [JC] I didn't... [RP] was the one with the weevil bites... [KC] ohh oops got the paper work mixed up, you never needed that kidney anyway. [JC] =.= [KC] or that liver, spleen, lunge [KC] lets just go to say most of your internal organs. [JC] Could I please get them back inside of me...? I kinda gew up with them... ---------- [WS] I must say, this certainly escalated quickly! [KC] well if you really want to *neighbors cat that was once dead and frozen limping around in the background* but if it makes you feel better i made new ones for you out of copper, steel, and chewing gum. [KC] your literally steam powered right now, go ahead burp see what happens. [WS] Remind me to never require medical attention when [KC] around though... [KC] lol you'll be fine probably [JC] I tried to burp... but now there's bubblegum comming out of my ears... What the... [KC] *stuffs it back in* that will only happen rarely. if it continues for more than 4 hours purchase ear plugs and don't try to find me [RP] *wakes up from the aneastetics* [WS] Where did you get your licence is what I wanna know... [RP] so... it seems I've survived the ordeal [KC] ohh look who decided to join the party. [RP] What did you do with [JC]? I don't recall that he made hissing and creaking sounds.. [KC] i go my license from the mayo clineque ohh i have now come to realize that is not the mayo clinic it was a hair care product [KC] ahh i installed the new mechanosteamy intrails system he can now run faster jump higher and... some other amazing things [JC] Like popping bubblegum through my ear...? [RP] I think we need to restrict [KC] future access to the infirmary [JC] You call that amazing???!??? [KC] yes now you can impress your friends at parties as long as it lasts less than 4 hours [RP] It looks funny, I grant you that, but it can't be good for him... [KC] well we can get the piping all figured out later, seem you two were in a pickle with some nasty weevils, how did you get in such a situation? [RP] long story... It all started with a small operation to get the Duke of Sherry.. *explains* [KC] ahh the duke of sherry great man had a few pints with him what feels like forever ago. [KC] ahh angry weevils you say... hand blown off with popper explains the bones... foot bitten. sounds like quite an ordeal [RP] Yes well, that was nothing compared to those frankenstein experiments you got into just now... I really need to build a defense system for the Infirmary.. [RP] Also [JC] should catch that living dead cat and find a real surgeon... [KC] hah no need to i build a defense system. already set one up with some spare organs and that cadaver. [RP] If you say you have an engineering degree as well, I'm not falling for it again. [JC] Ugh... I'm not feeling so well... *starts coughing up hairballs* [RP] What the...? [KC] uups no wonder your stomach changed sizes on the platter i grabbed the cats one by mistake. well get that all sorted out in a jiff [RP] You stay away from him sir! [JC] NO! [JC] Get me a real surgeon!!! [JC] And my original organs!!! [KC] awww nothing some extra gas cant fix * throughs vile on floor green gas escapes* [RP] RUN!!! [JC] *In a last momevent, I manage to grab the gasmask away from [KC]'s face* [KC] cadaverbot 2000 turns the corner [KC] ghuuugh so this is what ive been having my patients use.* passes out* [KC] cadaverbot 2000 "MAsterrrrrrrrrrrr" [RP] Allright lucky we got out there just in time... [RP] Did you get the cat, [JC]? ---------- [WS] How is the Duke? Last I saw he was flying away singing Hollands national anthem... [KC] cadaverbot 2000 "you have incapacitated masterrrrr" [RP] I thought you took care of the Duke? All I know was that I received [JC]'s SOS... [JC] Don't know about the Duke... And yes... I have the cat... [RP] Ok, let's prepare the air balloon and go to a real hospital then... [RP] What the... what's that thing running towards us? It doesn't look very friendly... [KC] *running after you* "you fools i have not yet tested the steam system yet. boy this green stuff is amazing look at all the colors" [KC] *trips over cadaverbot* [RP] You can test the steam engine on some other patient. We're heading to the Hospital to get [JC] back to normal! If you want it back check the hospital trash.. [KC] fine then.... um i have no other means of transportation out of hear would it be possible to um hitch a ride... maybe? [KC] promise no bizarre medical experiments on colleges, only rodents of the weevil variety and sworn unsuspecting enemys [RP] Hmmm.. if you leave cadaverbot here, and you vials.. [KC] agreed. cadaverbot stay "yes masterrrrr" [RP] Allright then, all aboard? [KC] aboard [RP] I think we need to hurry it looks like [JC] is passed out.. [WS] How is the Duke? Last I saw he was flying away, singing Hollands national anthem... [JC] Aboard... [RP] And lift off! [RP] Ah you're awake just keep still [KC] *loud booming noise from cadaverbots direction* ignore the noise ive activated his self destruct mode so he wont die lonely [JC] You shouldn't have... No realy... You shouldn't... [RP] oh well, what's done is done... Arriving at the hospital in about 10 minutes. [KC] *cadaverbots head flies of in the distance* "mastrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" [RP] [WS], I think I see the Duke waving to the Air Balloon over there, on that hill. Maybe he wants a lift? [KC] Duke ole buddy ole pal [RP] and we're off again to the hospital... [RP] Alright, we're here. I'll just put the balloon down on the heli platform, no time to loose [JC] is looking very bad.. [JC] Why is the sky green? [KC] ohhh the colors [JC] It's smells like purple in here... [JC] [KC], I'll get you for this... I don't know how... But I will... [RP] You and the Duke carry [JC], I'll go look for a surgeon [KC] theirs blues and burbles and ohh look at the reds ohhh pretty colors [RP] Alright found a surgeon, lets get [JC] on the operation table, and the cat next to him.. [KC] cadaver bot stop grabbing my leg.... wait cadaver bot what are you doing here... or what is your arm doing here. oh thats where the green stuffs coming from cadaverbots arm seem to have landed on the ship [KC] oh look fellow colleges in the field of medicine [RP] [KC], you stay outside the ER. And take that arm with you.. [KC] roger roger. if you need me i'll be in the morgue creating things [JC] Urr... At least he can't kill anything in there... Right...? [KC] i wont kill any thing .... on purpose [RP] Alright, ready for surgery? [JC] Yes! [JC] The sooner the better! [KC] haha arms go there legs go there oh wait there heehe [RP] Ok, here we go. Sweet dreams [JC], you'll be back in no time! *clamps* *knife* *open up the cat and the patient* *surgery noises* [JC] *zzz* [KC] do de dooo heads go there tail goes there [RP] *beep beep* *beep beep* *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* OH SHIT! [RP] CLEAR! BZZZZT! [JC] *shivers* [RP] *beep* .... *beep beep* pfew thought we lost him... [RP] Ok, lungs back in, kidney, liver and spleen back in... [KC] i could've used some more parts [RP] luckily you didn't or we would've had a more serious problem... [KC] guess ill have to make do with what i got [RP] Alright, seems like we're ready to stitch the patient back together.. [RP] a morgue full of dead bodies, isn't that enough for you? [KC] needed some more arms [RP] Me and the Duke will go to the canteen while we wait for [JC] to wake up... I have your steam engine in a bag if you want it back, [KC].. [KC] ahh yes the final piece [RP] What is THAT thing? [KC] It lives its alive walk forwards creation forwards...... thats backwards..... right still need to work out some bugs [RP] And where the heck did you find a tail in a morgue with only humans [JC] The cat... Duhh [JC] *walks into the cantine* [KC] ahhh here we go steam powered cadaverbot 3000 lives two heads, 4 arms 2 legs and a tail. [KC] follow me cadaverbot we go to the cantine "yesss master" [RP] Feeling better, [JC]? [JC] Yes... I'm *bonk* feeling a lot *bonk* better... What's that *bonk* noise? ---------- [RP] 0.o [KC] ahhh one of the other amazing surprises [JC] What the heck [KC]? [KC] oh the vocal trans modulator seems to be on the frits just give it a good whack. [KC] allows you to speak any language that does [RP] why did the surgeons miss that contraption? ... [WS] Is crazy a language? [KC] ahhh its about 1 inch by 1 inch and painted bright pink, so in other words i dont know [KC] yes yes it is infact [RP] [JC] should decide if he wants to get it removed or not, as long as we're still here in the canteen... [KC] suggest he keeps it in if he has the audio trans modulator of one is gone than the other is gonna get messed up. [JC] I'd rather have them removed... [RP] Alright, I'll check if I can find the surgeons again.. [KC] you dont wanna speak gnome or droid? [JC] Don't have them throw it away though... Might come in handy when constructing my helmet! [KC] good choice [RP] Alright, found the surgeon, let's do this. He said this will be quick.. [KC] remind him to remove the orange tab first ore else.... well lets just say.....boom [KC] not my fault... manufacturers instructions [RP] Ok, surgeon got it.. [KC] good would not be fun to clean the mess trust me you do not want to know what happened to cadaverbot 1000 [RP] We'll just wait until [JC] is done once more... and then we can go. If that REALLY was everything... [JC] 0.o [KC] ithink it was every thing...... i think [RP] Surgeon insured me that was everything, he said they did a rontgen screening just to be sure, and get everything. [KC] right will go with that [JC] Would have been a blast... If the rontgen set of some sort of explosion inside of me because they forgot something... [RP] well, literally a blast, yes... xD [KC] right blast ---------- [RP] Ok, shall we head back to the bunker? It will be a bit crowded in the air balloon basket with all those arms on Cadaverbot 3000 but I think we'll manage [KC] agh we can have him grab a rope from the bottem [JC] Let the bot walk... I don't trust anything [KC] fabricates... [RP] good one! [JC] Not after today I do... [KC] ok. cadaverbot you need to walk, follow the airship ok? "yessss massssterrr" [RP] problem solved, but I don't see the Duke of Sherry anywhere.. He was just here a little while ago.. [KC] cadaverbot find the duke"yessss masssterrrrrrr" oh and be gentle! [RP] This one does seem a little bit more mellow than it's predecessors.. [KC] yup just don't say the magic word around him sends em into a frenzy [JC] Do I dare to ask wath the magic word is? [RP] Well, don't, cadaverbot is coming our way with the Duke [KC] oh well just find out later [RP] wouldn't want anything to happen to the Duke would we? Or us for that matter... [RP] I've seen enough blood and chaos for one day xD [KC] naw naw just some fun destruction we can call upon if were surrounded [RP] We could've used him this morning with those weevils (if he'd been built ealier) [KC] good cadaverbot would you like a kidney snack? "yesss masssterrr" *reaches into bag pulls out half a kidney and tosses it into one of cadaverbots mouths" [KC] oh god youve said it [KC] oh no [JC] What... Weevil? [RP] WHAT THE... o.0 [KC] yes thats the word [KC] ohhhh noooooo calm down cadaverbot calm down ghuuaaaaaaa not the throught cadaverbot not the thraaaaghgh [RP] isn't there an unmagic word? [RP] quick! [KC] theee one word theee one word [KC] cat cat caaaaaat [KC] *cadaverbot slumps down* wheewww [RP] Pfew [RP] Well lets fly back already, now thar we have duke [KC] looks like cadaverbot gave duke a good whack on the head baw it should be fine [RP] Yeah well.. lets give him some rest when we're back at the bunker [JC] Ugh... This wasn't fun... This was not fun at all!!! [KC] lol [RP] Alright lets fly, it looks like that helicopter needs to land [RP] Well, atleast all is back to normal now... I'll build that anti-Kyle system on the infirmary asap.. [JC] You do that... I'll go back to my own residence and start building some extra safety gear and stuff... [RP] a surgery resistant suit... also a gas mask if he decides to drop that green stuff again... [KC] mmmmm the green stuff [KC] the colors [RP] Almost there finally home sweet home. I could do with a nap, this has been quite a busy day. [KC] yes it has. imma just curl up in the corner and sleep [RP] And we've landed! Kyle, make sure Cadaverbot keeps to himself as well, don't want anyone accidentally say the magic word now... [KC] yes yes. cadaverbot earmuffs "yesss masssssteerrrrr" *cadaverbot uses his top arms to plug his ears* [RP] doesn't he need all 4 of his arms to plug his ears, each head has 2 ears right? [KC] yup its complicated but he does it [RP] *nearly finished the D.A.K.S. on the infirmary. Still some minor bugs... [JC] Defence Against [KC] System? [RP] Right on! [RP] Need to tweak the cameras a bit.. face recognition is still a bit hard to get right...